Hey, what's up, I'm Boomie and welcome to whatever the hell this is. Well... I did call it a junkyard for a reason! Sooo, what to expect here? Well random crap for the most part. But also art, writing, and mayhaps some webcomics ;3

Oh yeah and insane ramblings about characters and things too. Also this is like. Yet another overhaul of my website good lord-

Also here is a small hint, if you click around on my website, you may find other cool pages! If you're having a hard time finding them, no worries, just click on the site nav!

(Note that under construction means that a page is under construction)


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Aka I put whatever I feel like here

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.

[Explosion sounds] That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-three hours before the piss DRRROPLLLETS hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

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